(Source: shierasea)

ebunnies:

I was thinkin about the guy with two penises and I was like woah imagine two boobs then I was like wait

“One day someone is going to hug you so tight
That all of your broken pieces
Will stick back together”

— alia (via theleopardseal)

(Source: fat-thin-skinny.com)

me living alone

  • me: i should probably clean shit
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: nah

played 2381 times

Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush

(Source: musicisaprincess)

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

i want to make a porn joke so bad

nossidge:

Scratchy Mondrian.[code]



ITS A ME

nossidge:

Scratchy Mondrian.
[code]

ITS A ME

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you