kittymeido:

a drink just for me

kittymeido:

a drink just for me

(Source: nikki-fellatio)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

what

petbarack:

 ∧_∧
(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。
⊂   ノ    ・゜+.
 しーJ   °。+ *´¨)
         .· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
          (¸.·´ (¸.·’* ur cute

(Source: lhommewalk)

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(Source: 6vizu6)